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Fish, Dirt, Buffalo, and the Internet

4/8/2008

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It was a cold unforgiving day. The wind whipped across the plains and the buffalo shook with a combination of fear and delight. They knew that this weather meant that the fish would be floating to the top of the Delaware River.

Meanwhile, the greatest Craigslist ad was posted onto the interweb.

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/zip/634915451.html-- If someone responds to this, I am going to stick a for sale sign in my dog's poo.

On the other side of town, Charlie Golson was busy counting his coins for the tax man. One penny, two penny, three penny, four penny, five... Charlie was short on time and short on cash. The tax man would be arriving when the hand of the clock struck one. He looked out the window and could see the wind whipping across the plains. Charlie new what this meant. The fish would soon be floating to the top of the Delaware River.

Meanwhile, the greatest name was forged onto this ID Card.

Hours later, the wind had died down and the valley was quiet. Charlie had painfully made is way across the barren plain to the bank of the Delaware River. When he first peared down into the waters he couldn't believe his eyes, all of the fish were gone.

Charlie clenched his fists in rage, let out a deep breath, and screamed, "Damn you buffalo!"

Meanwhile, the world was waiting to be destroyed by Al Gore's internet on red button day (1994 just called and wants its jokeback).

http://www.engadget.com/2008/04/07/cern-creates-a-new-super-fast-internet-invites-tons-of-people-t/#comments

 

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3 Comments
Adam
4/15/2008 01:35:08 am

Probably the weirdest thing I have ever read. Wow!

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Tim
4/15/2008 01:45:15 am

I thought it was the best thing I ever read.

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Adam
4/15/2008 01:46:04 am

Well, than you're a moron

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