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Well that's random...

10/2/2008

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1. Why are do all scandals end in “gate” and music festivals end in “stock”?

2. I’ve never seen a bird suddenly appear. Have you?

3. I wish I was more disappointed that the Twins lost to the Sox. For some reason I didn’t really care.

4. I wish I worked in an Action Office instead of a cubicle. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_Office.

5. I just started watching Lost on DVD—Awesome show!

6. I have NFL Sunday Ticket and can testify that the Vikings are by far the most boring team in the NFL.

7. Should McCain’s pick for V.P. cause us to question his decision making ability?
 
8. My brother killed all of the frogs… on purpose. I killed three chipmunks… by accident… I swear I just wanted to stun them. I used to call them chickmunks. I think I may go back to that some day.

9. I can’t decide what would be worse, water boarding or prison rape.

10. Here’s a great quote by Douglas Adams, “Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”

11. Why do most lists go to ten? I guess God started this trend with his Commandments. I wonder what else David Letterman has in common with God.

12. I think I will put my story back on www.joeycarlson.com this week.

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I Ponder Your Gander and Raise You a Meander

5/15/2008

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--Everyone talks about going “green,” but something called “green” house gas is bad. That’s odd.

--There should be a musical about Ghandi—staring Donnie Osmond.

--The recent events in China and Myanmar really hurt the argument for the existence of a loving God. But I guess the existence of  “The Watson’s Girl” is an equally good argument for his existence.

--Sierra Mist undercover orange is good, but I could use a little caffeine right now. 

--If I was in high school, would I have to ride the short bus?

--Maybe asking, “What is the meaning of life?” is akin to asking “What is the meaning of a pebble’s existence?” 


--I still remember when Steve F. first uttered the title of this blog entry. It was hilarious. It was in high school.


--I want to be Tony Stark.

--How long into this season before I become bored with the Twins? I think I lost interest about ¾ of the way through last season.

--My favorite job I ever had paid $90.00 a week. Money is definitely overrated.

--Why does everyone, including me, hate everything about Dan Frailich?

 

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