A song about my first crush, Jennifer "The Watson's Girl." If you can't see the video, visit www.joeycarlson.com.
So, after American Gladiators was over tonight I was really bored. Nothing was on TV. I felt like I had no choice.
If Kelly was a person I could see him wearing this hat. He would be sitting in an Irish pub, tipping back a pint, and waiting for all the young lasses to notice his good looks. He would definitely be a good lookin' human dude.
Big Pimpin'. Does anyone hear a train comin'? What kind of train could that be. Maybe a hoooooooe train!!!!!
I got this hat about nine years ago when I made Cat 1. You don't know what Cat 1 is? My suggestion-- ask someone in spandex about it.
As a pup residing in Minnesota, a good ski cap is a necessity.
An Activa DBS hat. What, you don't know what Activa DBS is? Google it! It's some pretty wild stuff!
If it was politically to call a picture of a dog sexy. I would call this "one sexy picture." But since it's not PC, I won't.
This is my klapmut. It means clap hat in Dutch. If you don't understand why the dutch would call it a lap hat, I suggest you track down that guy in spandex again.
--Everyone talks about going “green,” but something called “green” house gas is bad. That’s odd.
Joey Carlson can be described in two words- fun lovin'