I was looking at the stats on my YouTube video "The Watson's Girl Song," and noticed that several random websites were linking to it.
1. Why are do all scandals end in “gate” and music festivals end in “stock”?
So, my website hasn't been updated for awhile. Unfortunately, I can't think of anything to update it with.
A song about my first crush, Jennifer "The Watson's Girl." If you can't see the video, visit www.joeycarlson.com.
So, after American Gladiators was over tonight I was really bored. Nothing was on TV. I felt like I had no choice.
If Kelly was a person I could see him wearing this hat. He would be sitting in an Irish pub, tipping back a pint, and waiting for all the young lasses to notice his good looks. He would definitely be a good lookin' human dude.
Big Pimpin'. Does anyone hear a train comin'? What kind of train could that be. Maybe a hoooooooe train!!!!!
I got this hat about nine years ago when I made Cat 1. You don't know what Cat 1 is? My suggestion-- ask someone in spandex about it.
As a pup residing in Minnesota, a good ski cap is a necessity.
An Activa DBS hat. What, you don't know what Activa DBS is? Google it! It's some pretty wild stuff!
If it was politically to call a picture of a dog sexy. I would call this "one sexy picture." But since it's not PC, I won't.
This is my klapmut. It means clap hat in Dutch. If you don't understand why the dutch would call it a lap hat, I suggest you track down that guy in spandex again.
--Everyone talks about going “green,” but something called “green” house gas is bad. That’s odd.
Joey Carlson can be described in two words- fun lovin'