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A song about my first crush, Jennifer "The Watson's Girl." If you can't see the video, visit www.joeycarlson.com.

So, after American Gladiators was over tonight I was really bored. Nothing was on TV. I felt like I had no choice.

I put a bunch of different hats on my dog and took pictures with my cell phone.

If Kelly was a person I could see him wearing this hat. He would be sitting in an Irish pub, tipping back a pint, and waiting for all the young lasses to notice his good looks. He would definitely be a good lookin' human dude.

Big Pimpin'. Does anyone hear a train comin'? What kind of train could that be. Maybe a hoooooooe train!!!!!

I got this hat about nine years ago when I made Cat 1. You don't know what Cat 1 is? My suggestion-- ask someone in spandex about it.

As a pup residing in Minnesota, a good ski cap is a necessity.

An Activa DBS hat. What, you don't know what Activa DBS is? Google it! It's some pretty wild stuff!

If it was politically to call a picture of a dog sexy. I would call this "one sexy picture." But since it's not PC, I won't.

Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

This is my klapmut. It means clap hat in Dutch. If you don't understand why the dutch would call it a lap hat, I suggest you track down that guy in spandex again.

--Everyone talks about going “green,” but something called “green” house gas is bad. That’s odd.

--There should be a musical about Ghandi—staring Donnie Osmond.

--The recent events in China and Myanmar really hurt the argument for the existence of a loving God. But I guess the existence of  “The Watson’s Girl” is an equally good argument for his existence.

--Sierra Mist undercover orange is good, but I could use a little caffeine right now. 

--If I was in high school, would I have to ride the short bus?

--Maybe asking, “What is the meaning of life?” is akin to asking “What is the meaning of a pebble’s existence?” 


--I still remember when Steve F. first uttered the title of this blog entry. It was hilarious. It was in high school.


--I want to be Tony Stark.

--How long into this season before I become bored with the Twins? I think I lost interest about ¾ of the way through last season.

--My favorite job I ever had paid $90.00 a week. Money is definitely overrated.

--Why does everyone, including me, hate everything about Dan Frailich?

 

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